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Dennis and Tammy rushed out to the Honda parked out back. Dennis attempted to slide across the hood, Dukes of Hazzard style, but failed horribly, losing his pants.
“No time now!” cried Tammy. “Just get in!”
So the duo sped down the chaotic streets, dodging the Jurassic beasts often by inches. Suddenly, Tammy’s phone begins playing SOS by the Jonas Brothers. She picks it up and reads the new text message from her brother, Ryan…
“dont go 2 walmart. raptrs n da deli o crap that dude just got ripd in haf maby if i dont move it wont c me o crap 2 late o no o no arrghhhhh”
“Poor Ryan.” Tammy vocalized. “He always loved that deli.”
Dennis interjected. “Well now where do we go?” he inquired.
“Well, you told me your cousin Maxwell was a big game hunter; he probably has quite a stash of weaponry.” Tammy replied.
“True,” said Dennis, “but don’t forget about the subway. If it worked in Cloverfield, it could work for us.”
To go to Maxwell’s house, go to page 4.
To go in the subway, go to page 5.
